How Many Beagles Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb

Depends on the Breed  you inquire ...

• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the 24-hour interval is young, nosotros've got our whole lives alee of us, and you lot're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

• Edge Collie: Just ane. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

• Dachshund: Yous know I can't accomplish that stupid lamp!

• Rottweiler: Make me.

• Boxer: If  I could stop wiggling my barrel long enough to quit falling off the chair ...

• Lab: Oh, me, me, meee!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the low-cal bulb! Tin can I? Tin can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, delight, please, please!

• German Shepherd: I'll change information technology as soon as I've led these people from the night, check to make sure I haven't missed whatsoever, and make merely one more perimeter patrol to meet that no one has tried to take reward of the situation.

• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll simply pop it in while I'm billowy off the walls and furniture.

• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't run into a light seedling!

• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light seedling.'

• Greyhound: Information technology isn't moving. Who cares?

• Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a lilliputian circle ...

• Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie'due south ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the business firm, my nails will exist dry.

• Basenji: LIGHT Bulb? We don't change no stinking light bulbs!

• Beagle: How many cookies do I get?

• Malamute: Allow the Border Collie do information technology. You tin can feed me while he's decorated.

• Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

• Pointer: I meet it! There it is! In that location information technology is! Right there!Can't you run into it yet?! Look!

• Mastiff: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark. Really, we're not.

• Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, darling. What are servants for?

• Springer Spaniel: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I merely ate was a light seedling?

• Pug: Uh, two. Or maybe i. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

• Shiba-Inu: Zero! Shibas aren't agape of the night!

• Pomeranian: We don't change light bulbs, although sometimes our amanuensis will get a German Shepherd in to practise the job for us while we're out.

• True cat: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Friday, Feb 17, 2012

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